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Post  Aslinn Dhan on June 24th 2010, 9:37 pm

Make up a list of your own ten reasons why...for just about anything

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Post  Butter2 on June 25th 2010, 9:33 am

Ten Reasons why I love Eric Northman

    [1] His beautiful captivating eyes

    [2] His long legs

    [3] His History, i like my men rough and rugged yum

    [4] When he cares for someone he cares for the deeply and without question

    [5] I love how cocky he can be

    [6] His back and sholders Twisted Evil

    [7] His golden hair

    [8] His determination, he always gets what wants when he sets his mind to it

    [9] Can we say his Gracious Plenty?? I mean helloo.. what women wouldnt love that

    [10] 6 HOURS!!!

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Post  Lina on June 25th 2010, 7:18 pm

Best reply ever, Butter.

Ten Reasons why a Bill girl should convert to Eric:

10) Blonds do have more fun

9) Pam is so much cooler than Jessica

Cool 1000 years of sexual experience vs. 174 years

7) Area 5 Sheriff sounds much cooler than a Civil War Vet

6) 6'4" vs. 5'10" size does matter

5) Showers with Eric are so much more fun

4) A sip of Eric's blood will have you reeling for sex and healing incredibly fast

3) Those eyes

2) GRACIOUS PLENTY

1) 6 FREAKING HOURS
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Post  Renee on June 25th 2010, 8:19 pm

Good one Lina, I couldn't resist replying. LOL

A Bill Girl's Response

Ten Reasons why a Bill girl should convert to Eric:

10) Blonds do have more fun
Brunettes do it better

9) Pam is so much cooler than Jessica
Jessica won't bug you with lesbian weirdness

Cool 1000 years of sexual experience vs. 174 years
I'd rather be on a short list tyvm

7) Area 5 Sheriff sounds much cooler than a Civil War Vet
Sheriff vs More time doing something umm constructive ........... 'nuff said

6) 6'4" vs. 5'10" size does matter
I'll pick quality over quantity any day

5) Showers with Eric are so much more fun
You haven't lived till you've had a bubble bath with Bill

4) A sip of Eric's blood will have you reeling for sex and healing incredibly fast
Bill's does too and he's not sneaky about it

3) Those eyes
What about 'em? He's got two just like Bill and they're not a fantastic indigo blue

2) GRACIOUS PLENTY
See reply to # 6

1) 6 FREAKING HOURS
Bill has no need to brag wonder why Eric does hmmmm?



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Post  Aslinn Dhan on June 26th 2010, 12:09 pm

Ten Reasons Why...I could give a shit less if Miley Cyrus likes True Blood

1. No Taste....Vampires would find her less than interesting
2. No Talent....Eric would never hire her to sing at Fangtasia
3. Hannah Montana...nuff said
4. No Brains....It takes intelligence to get the full meaning of True Bloods social subcontexts
5. Reminds me too much of the Christian Rock Singer at the Fellowship of the Sun Church in season 2
6. Her dad is Billy Ray....Achy Breaky my sweet pink ass
7. Her clothes are ugly and too expensive
8. Wasn't she a Mouseketeer?
9. Not on the play list at Merlotte's either
10. Good for one thing only...Werewolf bait

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Post  Lina on June 26th 2010, 5:11 pm

LOL Aslinn! Renee, I gotta hand it to you, you are a diehard Bill girl.
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Post  Aslinn Dhan on June 26th 2010, 5:56 pm

Ten Reasons Why.....Sookie Should Date a Shifter

1. She's a cat person
2. She's not adverse to scratching tummys
3. Has Kibble and Bits in the pantry
4. She knows how to handle herself around dogs, particularly horn dogs
5. Showers and undresses around animals without discomfort
6. Doesn't mind cleaning up boo boos around the house. (can we say Maenad)
7. Has a cat pan already
8. Has a great treatment for fleas
9. Takes doggies for car rides and lets them hang their head out
10. Doesn't mind dog slobber

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Post  Aslinn Dhan on June 26th 2010, 6:02 pm

By the way, Renee and I did this list together......

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Post  Renee on June 26th 2010, 6:26 pm

10 Reasons Why Renee Should Have More Shoes........

1. Finding the right pair of shoes is a religious experience.

2. Feet like to dress up too.

3. Stiletto heels........ the great equalizer.

4. Cuz Mamma said so.

5. I'm trying to keep up with Pam.

6. That creature owes me a pair of shoes.

7. Kicking someone's ass barefoot just doesn't feel the same.

8. That cow made the ultimate sacrifice, respect must be shown ...... in purple and red.

9. Hello......... stilettos are SEXY.

10. I still have closet space.


Thanks to my dearest Aslinn who doesn't quite understand the all absorbing delight of shoes but willingly assisted with the compilation of this list.

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Post  TiffTiff on June 26th 2010, 6:37 pm

I was tempted to put one up about Alcide, but Eric gets jealous. I admire from afar.

Ten Reasons Why the men of TB should move on from Sookie

1. She always gets into some sort of deathly trouble
2. Piss her off, she will never forgive you
3. Tell your exes to watch their backs, she kills them quite often
4. Her services are quite expensive
5. She never learns to keep her mouth shut around big bad vampires
6. Men are very easily attracted to her. Especially wolves. She may need a flea collar.
7. Woman has more suitors than she needs. Bill, Eric, Alcide, Quinn, etc.
8. She is being watched by the FBI
9. She can lie to you, but you have to be totally honest with her or you get tortured.
10. She puts men to her disposal

Kind of mean list, but I just reread some of the books and this woman drives me mad.

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Post  Renee on June 26th 2010, 6:42 pm

Amen and testify to it sista Tiff! cheers

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Post  Sian on June 26th 2010, 8:38 pm

Ten Reasons Why Eric Should Move Fangtasia To Ireland

1. Vampires needn't fear the sun, it's always raining in Ireland.
2. We have our own Liquid Nourishment, Guiness! "There's Eatin' and drinkin' in a Pint of The Black Stuff"
3. Someone needs to get after those leprachauns, and we think Eric is the man!
4. Accomodation is sorted, the country is packed full of tombs ready to move into.
5. Peter Stringfellow needs the competition.
6. Bram Stoker was Irish and living in Ireland when he created Dracula.
7. Dublin was founded by the Vikings so Eric should feel right at home.
8. We eat blood for breakfast. Black Pudding is made from Cow and Pigs blood and served for breakfast.
9. Vampires will be intoxicated by the blood in our alcohol system.
10. For the Craic!

What do you think, do I have a case? Viking

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Post  raki on June 26th 2010, 8:55 pm

Great lists everyone cheers


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Post  Lina on June 26th 2010, 11:40 pm

Great list Tiff!

Ten Reasons why Red Wine is Amazing:

10) It can be bought at a low price or a high one, depending on budget

9) You can demand your bartender (aka husband) to get you an O-

8.) Reserves fall and out comes the sexual deviant

7) Sipping it while Eric feels strangely human moves the hormones to high levels

6) It turns the sound of whining children down to low

5) Your husband starts looking more like your favorite vamp as he moves around in a black T

4) It makes the most annoying things, funny (like watching Twilight)

3) It makes a headache go away

2) Sipping it and watching TB S3 epi's 1 and 2, make it so much more sensual

1) You can pretend it's Eric's and you're forming a blood bond LOL
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Post  Aslinn Dhan on June 27th 2010, 11:41 am

Sian wrote:Ten Reasons Why Eric Should Move Fangtasia To Ireland

1. Vampires needn't fear the sun, it's always raining in Ireland.
2. We have our own Liquid Nourishment, Guiness! "There's Eatin' and drinkin' in a Pint of The Black Stuff"
3. Someone needs to get after those leprachauns, and we think Eric is the man!
4. Accomodation is sorted, the country is packed full of tombs ready to move into.
5. Peter Stringfellow needs the competition.
6. Bram Stoker was Irish and living in Ireland when he created Dracula.
7. Dublin was founded by the Vikings so Eric should feel right at home.
8. We eat blood for breakfast. Black Pudding is made from Cow and Pigs blood and served for breakfast.
9. Vampires will be intoxicated by the blood in our alcohol system.
10. For the Craic!

What do you think, do I have a case? Viking


And we need more "craic" like Viking craic....eh chere?

For the Gaelic impaired....Craic is Irish for fun, good times.....

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Post  Sian on June 27th 2010, 7:56 pm

Aslinn Dhan wrote:
Sian wrote:Ten Reasons Why Eric Should Move Fangtasia To Ireland

1. Vampires needn't fear the sun, it's always raining in Ireland.
2. We have our own Liquid Nourishment, Guiness! "There's Eatin' and drinkin' in a Pint of The Black Stuff"
3. Someone needs to get after those leprachauns, and we think Eric is the man!
4. Accomodation is sorted, the country is packed full of tombs ready to move into.
5. Peter Stringfellow needs the competition.
6. Bram Stoker was Irish and living in Ireland when he created Dracula.
7. Dublin was founded by the Vikings so Eric should feel right at home.
8. We eat blood for breakfast. Black Pudding is made from Cow and Pigs blood and served for breakfast.
9. Vampires will be intoxicated by the blood in our alcohol system.
10. For the Craic!

What do you think, do I have a case? Viking


And we need more "craic" like Viking craic....eh chere?

For the Gaelic impaired....Craic is Irish for fun, good times.....

Viking Craic, love it! Yes please we need some Viking Craic. Laughing
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Post  TiffTiff on June 27th 2010, 11:00 pm

Oh, I just have to be vengeful now lol

Ten Reasons Why....Lorena needs a good staking


1. She turned Bill against his will

2. She wanted to have Bill watch while she killed Sookie

3. She didn't die by fire (dangit!)

4. She pops up at the most unpleasant times

5. Her head totally ruined that lovely tv last season

6. She got Bill kidnapped

7. She ruined Bill's family

8. She tried to kill Sookeehhh

9. Tattletales don't last long. Just saying.

10. Can anyone say "Stalker"?

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Post  Aslinn Dhan on July 5th 2010, 1:59 pm

Ten Reasons Why....Some questions need to stop being asked.

1. Journalists should really stop asking True Blood stars questions about Twilight...Really, Stephen already answered that question once and for all : Twilight Vampires are pussies

2. Fang malfunctions happen...next question.

3. Alex has already said he likes to take his clothes off and he is Swedish

4. Yes, Anna is bi...so what?

5. Time to stop asking about the sock...we never get to see them anyhow, so why ask....

6. No, Nelsan is not bi...so what?

7. Yes, mouth blood is kayo syrup and food coloring...and Tru:Blood is raspberry sauce of some sort...next question.

8. Yes...Alex has already said he likes taking his clothes off and he is Swedish....next please...

9. No, the series is a lot different from the books...too bad if you are a purist...get over it

10. For the last time, Alex says he likes to be naked and he is Swedish.....

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Post  Aslinn Dhan on July 5th 2010, 2:12 pm

Something for Sian

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Post  TiffTiff on July 5th 2010, 2:13 pm

Very good one Aslinn. Especially about Alex getting naked. I think I figured out it was okay after the first time, I don't need to hear it 40 times more.

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Post  Sian on July 5th 2010, 2:17 pm

Aslinn Dhan wrote:Something for Sian

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Oh my gosh....I have tears running down my face...that is so funny.

Thank you so much, I've just had a very tense day and that has just cheered me up. Very Happy

Could I please have that for my Siggy?
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Post  Aslinn Dhan on July 5th 2010, 3:14 pm

You certainly may, and thanks for the inspiration

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Post  Sian on July 5th 2010, 5:24 pm

Thank you, I'm still giggling! :)

I saved it my photobucket album.
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Post  Renee on July 5th 2010, 8:58 pm

Love the latest list Aslinn. The Viking Craic? Well, to each their own. LOL

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Post  Barrister on July 5th 2010, 10:11 pm

Ten Reasons Why....I Like Jessica Hamby

1. Fangs. She has the loveliest set of fangs.
2. Her red hair.
3. Her smile
4. Humour in the face of adversity
5. Forever 17
6. Looks great in pink
7. Lovely feet
8. Can't get enough of that adorable accent
9. She needs someone to take care of her (like me)
10. Hello, she's a vampire

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