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Post  Violet on June 17th 2010, 12:46 am

I got the idea from aslinn's topic on her mother's opinions on the show. Though, she very much knows what's happening because she's read the books and is a very smart lady. This is more geared towards the people who watch the show but have no idea what's going on. We all know them and we all get frustrated. So what has been the funniest opinions/speculations you have heard?

I will start with my brother in law. I just heard the following:

"The people who kidnapped Bill knows what's going on with the Queen and Bob."-Him
"Who is Bob?"- Me
"Oh, I mean Eric."

My co-worker made his sister (she's in her 50s) watch the show on Sunday.
"Why isn't that blonde girl reacting to that redhead's face? It's all bloody."-Her
"She's crying. They cry blood." -Him
"What the hell?!"
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Post  Linzy on June 17th 2010, 1:53 am

Eric as a Bob. Laughing

Conversation between a co-worker and I:
"That X-men girl is on that show you watch." - Him
"Yes, Anna Paquin." - Me
"Didn't she win an Oscar for playing a piano in a movie." - Him
(I try not laugh and thought this conversation is going to be fun.)
"Umm, she won it for being in the movie, The Piano." -Me
"Oh, right. So I hear she has a special power like Carrie." - Him
"Carrie?" - Me
"You know, the girl in the movie with the pig's blood?" - Him
(I look at him like WTF are you taking about)
"She can move stuff with her mind. You know telepathy." - Him
(I shake my head trying not to laugh.)
"No, dude that's telekinesis. The X-men girl is telepathic, she can read minds." - Me
"Oh! No wonder no one knew what I was talking about the other night." - Him


My aunt and I:
"That tall blond is a sheriff?" - Her
"Yep." - Me
"What, is he some kind of vampire cop?" -Her
(I just patted her arm and smiled and said no.) Rofl
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Post  Lina on June 17th 2010, 5:10 am

LOL My boss and I are avid fans and jabber every Monday and everytime another attorney or rep pops their head in. This was last season.

"Isn't that the vampire show"- Co-worker

"Yeah, on HBO, called True Blood"- Boss

"I watched that with the wife a couple of times. Rouge is hot. Does she make all the guys vampires?"- Co-worker

"What? She isn't a vampire." -Me

"She's a telepath. Reads minds." -Boss

"Well that's dumb. I thought it was like Underworld sexy." -Co-worker

We just yelled at him to get outta there LOL This past Monday was funny too. I'll tell later. Gym calls.
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Post  Violet on June 17th 2010, 12:17 pm

Yesterday was the best. At work there are about four of us that watch the show religiously. We were talking about the Sam and Bill scene because one of my co-workers is gay and thinks Sam and Bill are the hottest on the show. So you can imagine how excited he was that they did this scene. Anyway, my brother in law (also watches) called my dad and I tell my dad to ask him on the phone how hard the water is in Arkansas. I didn't think he would do it and he obviously has no idea what's going on, but he asked him anyway! "Hey Larry, how hard is the water in Arkansas? Yeah, they're laughing I don't know why."

Hilarious!!

Oh and this coworker, he told me the other day:
"I don't like Eric" - Him
"Why?" -Me
"He has no hair on his body."

I didn't know that could be a reason!
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Post  Aslinn Dhan on June 17th 2010, 12:27 pm

It can be

I like em fuzzy

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Post  Violet on June 28th 2010, 11:11 am

"I just know Sookie and Bob are going to hook up"-brother in law
"HIS NAME IS ERIC!"- me
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Post  Violet on July 7th 2010, 9:08 pm

This happened about a month ago.

I was talking to a co-worker while he was grubbing down on some lunch. As he was getting his glass of water ready for a drink, I noticed a fly getting into the water and watched it go into his mouth. This all happened so fast that I barely had time to yell out "don't swallow!" I told him to spit the water out because there was a fly in his mouth. Well, too late. He had swallowed it already. I was amazed that I had just witnessed that, and what was the first thing out of my friend's mouth? "I just ate Sam" Sad


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Post  Barrister on July 7th 2010, 9:25 pm

That is too cute Violet

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Post  Fairy on July 8th 2010, 9:58 am

That is hilarious Violet. These are really entertaining tidbits. Bob the Vampire Sheriff... Eric would not be pleased. LOL
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Post  Lina on July 8th 2010, 7:59 pm

LOL We have a new intern in the office. Bless her little geeky self. She loves Twilight and True Blood, she's all of 20 (yeah I feel old around the girl who hangs up her awards from high school)

Her: I'm so Team Jacob, Angelina what about you?

Me: Eric

Her: OMG he's old, my mom would kill me if I liked him.

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Our fav attorney is back as three of us are discussing the head twist bit

Him: My wife said some lady was raped on True Blood

Boss: Uh no, it's a master thing, you need to watch the show to get it and maybe read the books

Him: I like the sex scenes between that young guy and that blond telepath girl."

Me: What the hell are you talking about? Sookie and Bill?

Him: Yeah last Season he tied her around the wrists and banged her

Me: You're an attorney? Sookie and Jason are brother and sister. It was in season 1 that Jason banged some idiot waitress, while tying her wrists together.

Him: Isn't that book called Eclipse or some shit?

Yeah....once again we just pointed at the door.
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Post  Violet on July 8th 2010, 8:40 pm

Haha! Love it, Lina.

She's 20 years old and she thinks Alex is old? That's hilarious.

Sookie and Jason together. Oh God I need to get that image out of my head!
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Post  Sian on July 9th 2010, 9:13 am

Lina those conversations are priceless!

I wish I could put into words the look on my mans face when we watch True Blood, its sort of "stunned" Shocked ...he hasn't watched any of season 3 yet...!
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Post  Lina on July 10th 2010, 11:59 am

Hubby: See my arms? They're all pumped from iron baby

Me: Ok

Hubby: Wanna play a sex game?

Me: I'm scared to ask

Hubby: Twist head

Me: ha ha real funny.

Hubby: Oh, I guess it's ok as long as Viking does it?

Me: What? Bill twisted Lorena's head not Eric

Hubby: (silence, see him thinking)

Me: Twisting heads never was on a list for me under sex games. Sorry.

Hubby: Lorena is Eric's master, isn't she? (he was quite genuine in asking this.)

*sigh* lol
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Post  Fairy on July 10th 2010, 9:27 pm

ROFL. Once again, Eric would not be pleased.
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Post  Violet on July 11th 2010, 10:39 pm

Hahaha! I love how he thought the head twist would turn you on.
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Post  Violet on July 13th 2010, 10:43 pm

On Sunday night I watched episode 4 with my 18 year old cousin (who is a huge Twilight fan and has never seen True Blood).

She started watching when Sookie is in bed talking to Tara and Alcide is laying next to her. Then when Sookie starts kissing Eric in the fantasy (she didn't know it was fantasy) she says,

"I didn't think Sookie was a major slut!" Her
"Huh?" Me
"Well, she's crying about Bill then she's in bed with another guy and now she's kissing this blonde dude. She's a major slut!!!!" Her
"No, it's just that all these men want her." Me
"Oh, why?" Her
"I have no idea." Me

It was the honest truth.


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Post  Lina on July 14th 2010, 6:37 am

lol maybe because she seems to be one of the very few human women in Bon Temps.

Hubby watched it on DVR with me last night

Hubs: So, your Viking King has a thing for the broad with the eyebrow issue? (referring to Sookie)

Me: Yeah, suppose.

Hubs: But that dancer broad is much better looking.

Me: Whatever. I think she's spoken two lines in 4 episodes

Hubs: Shit, she became even hotter

LOL
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Post  Violet on July 14th 2010, 12:04 pm

Haha!

I needed to re-edit what I wrote. I meant to say that I don't know why all these men want Sookie. It ended up sounding like I don't know why Sookie wants Bill. Of course I know why!
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Post  Violet on July 15th 2010, 9:41 pm

"Why was that werewolf humping that girl?"-co worker
"Huh? when did that happen?"- me
"After she got branded. He turned into a wolf and humped her"-co worker
"Uh, that didn't happen. You weren't paying attention. He just licked her and went up the speakers to howl" me
"Oh, I thought he had humped her. Thank God, I thought True Blood was going over the top" co worker


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Post  Aslinn Dhan on July 15th 2010, 10:12 pm

Like it hasn't bee over the top and around the mountain and heading back over the top already.....

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Post  SugarMags on July 19th 2010, 9:40 pm

1st season of TB - a conversation between me and the hubby (whilst I am trying to watch said show)...

Hubby (while walking by): Hey! Are those Rogue's boobs?

Sugar: Rogue? What? You mean Anna Paquin?

Hubby: **sits down** You know, from the X-Men, those are Rogue's boobs! Why didn't you tell me there was nudity in this show, and Rogue was in it?

Sugar: **sighs** Just watch with me, and don't ask any more stoopid questions.

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Post  Violet on July 20th 2010, 7:25 pm

As Talbot said, "men." Rolling Eyes

Well, If Anna's body brings in viewers, so does Jason's. My co-worker has always said, "MMmmm Jason Stackhouse. He can stack up on my house any day."
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Post  Violet on July 30th 2010, 12:19 pm

From my brother in law:

"Wait, what? Eric is a Viking?"

"What's her name again? With Jason? Uhh...Chuck Norris? oh wait, that's not right..."
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Post  Lina on July 30th 2010, 7:56 pm

I'M IN THE KITCHEN WHEN HUBBY YELLS LAST SUNDAY

"Angelina! Bitch just smashed in Bill's head!" I lose it and run to the room, heart racing.

"What? Where?" I asked. He points at the TV. I smack my head, literally. It was either mine or his.

"That's Franklin that goofy guy."

"Oh, saw the brown hair, thought it was Bill. Looked skinny." I sit down to rewind and watch.

Him "Would you do V with me if we had some?"

Me "No, it would be wrong." He pouts. Seriously.

Him "Oh but you'll drink from Eric huh?"

Me "Sure. Don't worry you can always drink from Edgington."

Him "Cute. Oh to let you know, if I were a girl? I'd be a Bill girl."

LOL I died at that
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Post  Violet on July 30th 2010, 9:10 pm

Lina, that's hilarious! I can't stop laughing.

Invite your husband to join us in the Temple of Bill Very Happy

By the way, I have a question. How can you go to the kitchen and miss a few minutes of True Blood?!
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